| It's just a matter of native ability.
I've had the same training as a lot
of other guys, and if I remember
things better, or can jump faster,
than most of them, maybe that's the
reason why I'm out here in no-man's-land where East brushes
West and why they're behind desks
in Washington...

('Powers of Observation' by Harry Harrison)
I just
climbed his back, locked my legs
around his waist, and twisted his
neck. He still hadn't said anything,
I doubt if he could talk, but he
thrashed his arms something terrible and tried to pull me off. He just
couldn't reach me. I turned and
turned until he was glaring back at
me over his right shoulder. And
then I turned some more. He was
facing straight backwards now,
clicking his teeth at me. And I kept
twisting. There was a sharp crack
and his eyes closed and all the fight
went out of him. I just turned some
more until his head came off.
Of course there was a lot of trailing wires and piping and that kind
of thing, but I pulled it all loose
and put the decapitated head on the
ground. Some of the wires sparked
when they grounded.
Now I had to find out where thebrain was. Just because a robotlooks like a man there is no reason
to assume that its brain is in itshead. Svirsky may have thoughtwith his stomach. I had to find out.Ever since we had heard the rumors that a humanoid robot was
being field-tested in Yugoslavia we
had all been planning for this moment. Servo motors and powerplants and hardware we knewabout. But what kind of a brainwere they using? We were going tofind out. I pulled his shirt open andthey hadn't even bothered to put the plastic flesh back completely the
last time they had serviced him.
They must have been in a hurry to
leave. A flap of skin was hanging
loose just above his navel and I put
my finger in and pulled. He peeled
open just like a banana, showing a
broad, metallic chest under the soft
plastic. An access plate covered
most of it, just like on an airplane's
engine, with big slotted fasteners in
the corners. I bent a ten dinar coin
twisting them open, then pulled the
plate off and threw it away.
Well, well, I smiled to myself, and
even went so far as to rub my
hands together. Motors, junction
boards, power pack, and so forth,
all feeding into a bundle of wires in
a realistic location where the spinal
cord should have been and heading
up through the neck. Brain in head
-and I had the head.
"Thank you, Comrade," I said,
standing and dusting off my knees,
"you have been very helpful. I'm
going to borrow your shirt, because
you tore mine, and take some pictures of your innards to make our
engineers happy."
I removed the shirt from the
headless torso and propped him up
so that the sun shone in through the
access port. Now camera. I looked
around carefully to be sure no one
was in sight, then threw my torn
shirt away.
"We have our secrets, too," I told
him, but he didn't bother to answer.
I pushed with my thumbnail atthe flesh over my sternum, thenpulled with both hands until my
skin stretched and parted. The lensof my chest camera protrudedthrough the opening. "F2.5 at a
125th," I estimated, correctly ofcourse, then shot the pictures, clicking them off with a neural impulseto the actuator.
agging aloud.
"Just like the space race, Comrade, neck and neck. And you went
to the robot race the same way. Build strong, build for excess power, build double and treble in case
of failure. That makes for a mighty heavy robot. Not even room left for speech circuits. While we built with micro and micromicrominiaturization. Sophisticated circuitry. More goodies in the same size package. And it works, too. When Washington heard you were going to be tested down here they couldn't resist field-testing me at the same time."
"If you have any doubt about which approach works the best," I called out cheerily, "just notice who is carrying whose head under his arm."
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