Comments on Cyborg Insect Comm System Planned By DARPA
Ever listened to the calls of insects in the evening, or in a meadow on a summer day? They might be talking in a special language devised by DARPA. About you. (Read
the complete story)
"Is it a coincidence that earlier this week President Obama intercepted an insectoid spy inside the white house?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORZ00OyKp0I"
(Yossi Preminger 6/19/2009 1:44:11 PM)
"!! You're a genius. I wish I had a satire site; here's my story title:
Obama Destroys HI-MEMS Prototype
During an interview in the White House yesterday, President Barack Obama mistakenly swatted a cyborg insect prototype worth $3.25 million, damaging it beyond repair. A spokesperson for DARPA stated, "With one slap, President Obama set our research back two years."
And now the video:
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(Bill Christensen 6/19/2009 3:42:00 PM)
"Now that I think about it, the Secret Service should already have the capability of destroying unwanted flying insects. See Laser Kills Mosquitoes Like Brin's Bee Zapper."
(Bill Christensen 6/19/2009 5:20:51 PM)
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