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Ethical Suicide Parlor
A comfy environment in which you might commit ethical suicide, and thereby serve society. (Read the full article)
| "I imagine these being at most Walmarts someday." (funkspiel 11/12/2009 12:31:00 PM ) |
| "That's such a great idea that I hope no one mentions it. Unless, of course, they really do it right, with gorgeous suicide hostesses and everything." (Bill Christensen 11/12/2009 3:40:25 PM ) |
| "the needle please.....ssqquueee" ( 2/26/2010 9:42:48 PM ) |
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